Then Easter comes and we say, “Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!”
Q: What do you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
A: An Eggnostic.
About this time last year I saw someone try to bring a beautiful bouquet of white anemones into the sanctuary, but when she got in there she was confused as she saw that the church was already decorated with palm leaves. I could see the consternation on her face so I simply picked up one of the palm leaves and said, “With fronds like these who needs anemones.”
Clearly I’ve digressed and should move on to tell you about what all we have coming up in the not too distant future:
- Wednesday, March 20th, 5PM – 7PM, God’s Not Dead ~ A college philosophy professor curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
- Friday, March 22nd, 6:30ish – 9PM, Board Game Night ~ This has long been a tradition to come in on a Friday and have fun playing games.
- Saturday, March 23rd, 1PM – 3PM, Tech Help ~ We are a handful of tech heads that like technology and would like to help you with your stuff. We can help with cell phone, tablet, and computer problems/questions. We can talk with you about the latest tech like streaming TV, home security, cyber security, etc. This is all done for free, you just need to come in and ask for help.
- Saturday, March 23rd, 7PM – 8:30PM, Bereans Group ~ This group, which is open to the public, we always discuss tough theological questions. This Saturday we are discussing what the Bible says about politics.
- Tuesday, March 26th, 7PM – 8:30PM, Bible Study ~ We are studying First and Second Corinthians. Feel free to come and join us for this study.
Now for the part everyone always asks about, the actual food! Our sandwich is a pizza panini. Our soup is delicious pierogi soup. Our specialty ice creams are Sugar Cookie and Blueberry Cheesecake.
Thanks and God bless
Sean
