Meet me here last Thursday at 7 PM
This weekend is our next LEGO contest, and this month’s movie at LAF is the 1985 classic, Back to the Future
For those interested in time travel
I Have a pencil that reminds me of Shakespeare.
It was chewed up by a cat so I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
Normally, dog jokes would be more my forte, but due to recent circumstances, I felt like some cat humor was in order.
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How do I love thee? Let me quantify the ways.
I really appreciate Valentine’s Day as I am head over heels in love with my wife. As a former math teacher, I often try to put my love for her in various scientific measurements.
Mathematical
In geometry I would think of my wife as being an angle that is less than 90° so I can call her acute! Hopefully, that joke wasn’t overly obtuse!
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The Great Chocolate Heist
In 2017, a refrigerated trailer containing 20 tons of Nutella and Kinder Surprise eggs was stolen in the German town of Neustadt. The thieves got away with over $70,000 worth of chocolate and chocolate spread. Now all of that coffee colored confectionery treat could be considered hot chocolate.
Yes, stolen chocolate is how I decided to introduce our coming month of chocolate. Every year we celebrate February marking it as a time for everyone to indulge in one of the most beloved of sweets including chocolate-covered Oreos and Oreo truffles, chocolate peanut butter bark, and more!
Can I go to the bathroom?
Anna (a.k.a., Ms Loshonkohl) will often use the incorrect verb when making a request; however, the following is a brief conversation we had the other day at our pharmacy:
Anna: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: It’s may.
Anna: No, it’s January!
Inconceivable
Our upcoming movie is The Princess Bride, but that true story above reminds me of something that someone shared with me the other day. One of our customers came in looking for simethicone to help her with her flatulence problem. She said when she farted the other day and her coworker had to open a window. Since I know she is a flight attendant, that had to be really bad!
Lost and Found Pharmacy, LEGO edition
As a pharmacy we have learned a lot about various health concerns. What is the most common health concern for LEGO Minifigures?
Separation anxiety!
On a more serious note, I was just reading that LEGO bricks are being used to help people with dementia and Alzheimer’s.
Public Service Announcement
It takes over 3500 bolts to assemble a car, but it only takes one nut to spread it all across the highway. Don’t drink and drive this New Year’s Eve.
If you are looking for a fun alcohol free destination this Saturday, we will be playing board games through midnight. The Soda counter will still close at 7PM but we will continue to hang out and have fun. I know I’m going to try and convince some of those that come to play Xia: Embers of a forsaken star, and we’re going to make sure the tower of Sauron collapses at midnight by starting the theatrical release of the Return of the King at precisely 9:13:35
Since Mary gave birth to Jesus…
Since Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God…
Did Mary have a little lamb?
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. No eyed deer (sounds like no idea).
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eyed deer.
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