So we have three great movies coming up at Lost and Found, including The Book of Daniel, Clue, and the Jesus Revolution.
With all the bevy of big blockbusters coming our way it reminds of a movie idea I tried pitching to some action stars from the 80s. It went like this:
Me: I have this idea where the three of you would be cast as classic composers.
Stallone: I’ll play Vivaldi.
Bruce Willis: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I’m not saying it.
In horrific shock, we are looking at a potentially devastating snow storm this Saturday, April 1st, coupled with an invasion from the Imperial Fleet.
Of course this reminds me of a joke.
Q. What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
A. Luke warm.
So I am super excited for this upcoming board game night! I have been making an overly complicated expansion for an overly complicated board game. Anyone that knows me probably realizes that it makes sense. While making this expansion, I needed some additional game pieces. I walked into a board game shop and met a very pedantic clerk. Our conversation went as follows:
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is ‘die’.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it’s die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
What followed was a lot of confused blinking from the clerk.
Continue reading Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Her name was Iris
We just enjoyed Pi Day and our movie night, now we’re looking forward to selling green milkshakes and celebrating mine and Shannon’s accidental first date.
Every year when Pi Day comes around on March 14th, I always think back to an episode of the Simpsons that I remember watching on January 14th of 1990 (oddly enough, this episode was probably released two months early).
Of course, even as a thirteen year old I thought it was strange to read the results of a derivative in reverse!
Meet me here last Thursday at 7 PM
This weekend is our next LEGO contest, and this month’s movie at LAF is the 1985 classic, Back to the Future
It was chewed up by a cat so I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
Normally, dog jokes would be more my forte, but due to recent circumstances, I felt like some cat humor was in order.
Continue reading I Have a pencil that reminds me of Shakespeare.
I really appreciate Valentine’s Day as I am head over heels in love with my wife. As a former math teacher, I often try to put my love for her in various scientific measurements.
In geometry I would think of my wife as being an angle that is less than 90° so I can call her acute! Hopefully, that joke wasn’t overly obtuse!
Continue reading How do I love thee? Let me quantify the ways.
In 2017, a refrigerated trailer containing 20 tons of Nutella and Kinder Surprise eggs was stolen in the German town of Neustadt. The thieves got away with over $70,000 worth of chocolate and chocolate spread. Now all of that coffee colored confectionery treat could be considered hot chocolate.
Yes, stolen chocolate is how I decided to introduce our coming month of chocolate. Every year we celebrate February marking it as a time for everyone to indulge in one of the most beloved of sweets including chocolate-covered Oreos and Oreo truffles, chocolate peanut butter bark, and more!
Anna (a.k.a., Ms Loshonkohl) will often use the incorrect verb when making a request; however, the following is a brief conversation we had the other day at our pharmacy:
Anna: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: It’s may.
Anna: No, it’s January!